Are You as Fat as a Whale? (March 14, 2000)

KrisV

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Do you find yourself getting wedged in armchairs? Do you have to eat solidely for four hours before you even start to feel full? If the answer to all these questions is YES, then you could win fame and fortune as this year's Mr. Fatman Champion! For the measily sum of 100 creds, you can enter the preliminary rounds, where you'll be asked to:
  • Drink a bucket of warm lard
  • Participate in the feared Pie Marathon
  • Eat a live gnu
Don't delay - apply today!

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Original update published on March 14, 2000
 
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