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http://www.gamespot.com/news/2004/06/30/news_6101727.html Wheee!

I'm thinking you'd get along just fine by clipping it to an eyelid. Or maybe just one nostril, those are pretty strong clamps. Hell, maybe it'd make the goth chicks hot for you. I hear they like pain and whatnot. Suddenly I just had a mental flash of trying to turn Dragoncon into a big...

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I don't think I've seen anything to resoundly defeat the Final Fantasy movie armor from 2002.

Several.

I can't take a picture right now, but I'll tell a story. Tye's GBA SP hit the ground running as gunfire erupted from the fire escape. A few muffled thuds echoed in the alley behind him: two of the thugs had jumped down to follow. The roar of the semi-automatics above ceased for a moment, but...

That's right, man. Most of the people there travel upwards of a thousand miles to see people that they normally only talk to on a computer, and when they get there, they get on computers and talk more. You fool. That's what the Gameboys are for.

You know those 'OBEY' stickers with Andre the Giant on them or something? We should print up a bunch of 'OBEY HOBBES' stickers or something. Yeah.

Their AL isn't completed? Do the monsters need holographic images of Dean Stockwell standing there telling them what Gushie found out about the time period they're stuck in, whilst smoking a cigar and tapping away at a see through calculator? Quantam computing indeed.

what

Wow, Frosty needs to get to work.

Congrats, but I have a question. 'Annual?' Who's the next sacrifical lamb?

Someone missed the joke. The cannibal that dumped his girlfriend.

Did you hear about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?

Happy ace's Happy Month! I celebration, I offer this picture that someone told me to host for them a year or so ago. And that's followed by the most adorably adorable picture ever (that you've all probably seen since 90% of you have SA accounts now).

I struggle on to lure others into the ritual of the Convention! After reading over this, it occurs to me that the uninitiated have little real understanding of what DC is other than a land of porn, funny costumes, and freakish people trying desperately to raise awareness of the game banned at...

I'm torn. On the one hand, the Banshee is pure style. On the other hand, the Galaxy could be pimped out (and actually has room for zero G sexification adventures). On the gripping hand, I'd probably be lucky to afford a Tarsus.

Yes, it is time to retell the Danger Woman tale. DragonCon 2001, Monday. Everyone had left except for myself (since I live in the area), and Hades. Hades was flying out the next day, but due to a scheduling mix up, he was going to be staying with me that night. I got up to the hotel and met...

Weasel noticed the distinct lack of storytelling here, so lets get some storying going on. I'll start off light by embarassing good old Joe Garrity of the Origin Museum. There are a lot of celebrities at DragonCon each year, and it's quite common to see them wandering about as you... well...

And the Lord British proximity mine in WC2.