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She needs your name tattooed on her boyish 11-year-old ass.

The boy dating a fat chick. I know, right?

You need to get her a big black dildo.

Also I like other kinds of Hot Pockets like the meatball one.

eat the dog

I take Excedrin casually. The other day I got some Hot Pockets after work, and then yesterday before work I heated the cheesesteak pockets and oh man that was awesome. And then I had to go to work which was actually pretty great by any reasonable standard but I'm a high-grade bum so any...

hey guys i am a jerk pay attention to me

It is a Dodge Caravan.

Everyone vote for me and give me money. I will spare your lives.

This will probably start happening with every game. That's how it happened to me the second time my Xbox died.

Probably not. Those LEDs actually go red for a few different reasons. It doesn't sound like a real ring of death to me, but keep an eye on it. My third Xbox has been perfect.

give me a hat

This came up in #Wingnut last night:

give me prizes

You seem worth the trouble. Also, you are a stupid idiot.

That was one weird-ass movie.

cp-e isn't bad, but they're honestly nothing special and their prices aren't competitive. They also have a pretty weird attitude about other parts makers like Cobb, and they just sort of give me the creeps.

The MS6 seems a little big for autocross, but I want to see if I can get a Mazdaspeed Miata to go with it, and that I'd want to run around in. I bought the Cobb SF Intake and I'm hoping they release an airbox for it. Whatever other parts they come out with for the MS6 I'll be interested in...

guys i have a cat it is my pet