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You take that back, F-Zero GX is the effing bomb.

Messed it up how, though? I harbor a lot of nerd rage toward the Wii but the fact is it exploded Nintendo's sales in a way the far less gimmicky Gamecube never did. In fact, I would go so far as to say that the Gamecube's impressive array of first- and so-called second-party games represent a...

YOUR GIRLFRIEND I was just thinking recently about how weird it is that the Japanese are almost completely irrelevant in terms of videogames now. The only Jap game I've bought in a year is Soul Calibur IV, and I haven't played that nearly as much as I played the original.

Well, if this is true then you must be casting some kind of enchantment on them.

No.

Better than a Playstation, anyway.

Okay, I've tried to avoid posting in this falsest of false-metal threads, but you've forced my hand. Iron Maiden is not "power metal." They are part of the (years ago) new wave of British heavy metal, from back when everything was merely "heavy metal" and we didn't subdivide into ten thousand...

That's a Playstation game, right? I've never played one of those; I have an Xbox. If you want I can PayPal you a dollar so you can buy yourself a real console.

And before computers existed, and now, and forever into the future. Filming live action has always been the cheapest way to create a scene.

Ahmadinejad President For Life! It's a good way to know what all of your friends are doing and thinking without IMing and texting each other constantly throughout the day. http://x.com/aclawson You're welcome to follow me because I'm unbelievably entertaining, but I likely won't follow you...

There was a glut of insanely terrible games that had nothing but FMV to offer.

I do what I can to make the world a better place. It's incremental progress.

I installed the catback a couple days ago, and took a few pictures. The underside of the car is tragically uninteresting, so I didn't bother getting any of the assembly. The whole deal leaks a tiny bit at the top of the flange where everything mates to the stock catalytic converter, and it...

I knew this would come up. There is one kind of tense that's fun because you don't know what to expect and you want to be ready to take it on... ...and then there's another kind of tense that's oppressive and punishing because you know exactly what's going to happen, you know it's going to be...

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I do not like this game. Aside from the fact that it was seriously overhyped, causing me to feel more disappointment at the mediocre characters and setting than I otherwise would have, it is a thoroughly unpleasant game. Shit comes out of the floor and the ceiling and all the walls and it...

I especially like how the F in Starfleet is capitalized in the title.

Trailer music? But I just met her music!

You should avoid admitting this, as it's almost like a magical incantation that sets me ready to destroy you. They pretty much did this every week with The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Maybe a DVD compilation of ordinary people putting on their best surprised or shocked expression would satisfy you...

That's the standard in almost all games, period. Some tiny fraction of a percent of games made to date allows for branching paths.