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hehe, MommaOntario

Congratulations! I didn't even know you were married.

Hi, I'm Trelane.

Werner Heisenberg was cruising down the highway in his BMW, doing well over the posted speed limit. Eventually, a police officer sees his reckless behavior and turns on his siren. Heisenberg slows down and pulls over to the side of the road. The officer approaches his car and asks, "Do you...

...Russell "Ol' Dirty Bastard" Jones died yesterday at age 35. :( I'm not really a fan of rap music at all, with the one notable exception of Ol Dirty Bastard, who I adore. His hilariously insane ramblings and bizarre lyrics were favorites of me and all my friends when I was in college...

Nope

To be fair to LOAF though, you are pretty unintelligent.

I love Ghost too (not gay.)

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand Just like that river twisting through a dusty land

The best advice I can think of is: Don't buy a watch with a velcro band. Seriously though, I also have a velcro watch and the last inch of the band doesn't stick anymore and I have to tuck it under to keep it from flapping around. I can't think of anything I could've done differently to...

Closing this thread per Ghost's request.

I agree with Ghost.

Frosty's favorite booze is two white wine spritzers.

Closing this thread because it's gotten really stupid.

1. Futurama 2. King of the Hill 3. Duck Tales

And eyes.

I'm closing this thread because Byydo ruined it.

Green Pterodactyl

Black and White Steggosaurus Edit: got beat by ZFJGoku, switching mine to preserve the rules