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All of this bible talk reminds me of that summer of '92, south side of Chicago. I was living with my aunt and uncle who were Jehovah Witnesses, being 10 I just went along with it not really caring one bit. We'd go door to door in the fucking hood and talk bible shit with people. Being that I've...

You remind me of that boy who had a Radio Flyer. Nice shiny red wagon, he used to race it down the alley. One day he was racing down the alley and flew out into the intersection to get turned into goo by a Mac Truck. So the moral of the story is to try a Venti Vanilla Latte from Starbucks. Or...

What would Micheal Caine do in a situation like this...

Zuh?

Eh, okay..don't you have a poor ass country you should be taking care of or something Mr. Ghost. Money doesn't grow on tree's as your 5 presidents in 3 weeks have found out.

but the secret ingredient is love....damnit

You liar, you're gonna keep coming back. THIS IS CRACK BABY, YOU DIG?

Anyone with half a brain knows that hacker threats and souce code releases aren't serious nor funny. But getting a rise out of you pea brained turtles because everything got switched to anime is rather funny. I mean you would have done better to keep your snapping turtle mouth shut last night...

He's just mad because he is a yellow jap turtle. I mean he can be mad but we just can't stay mad at that cute little face.

More brilliant then he is at any rate

Tally Ho!

You do realize this is april fools day so we are all fucking around for the next 24 hours .......................

You are above it yet you keep posting, YUO IS TEH SUCK :)

Only if it involves that cute little turtle face of yours singing and dancing West Side Story style. Get the little finger snappin thing going, since you are a snapping turtle and all.

Look at me! I'm stupid!

Jeez, mpanty is wider eyed then Weasel. What the hell were YOU smoking? :)

hehe you remind me of that silly woman in the office. Oh well, uh won't be allowed by who? You? Look what I found on eBay, the worlds smallest violin, here I am playing a tune for you. YUO IS TEH SUCK!

Silly turtle [admin-fu], Cackles are for birds. You are roadkill waiting to happen.

Jesus Christ TC, you have been hanging around with NutBoy<tm> too often. Colour? COLOR DAMN YOU! COLOR! No U, U is for silly tea drinking limeys. I mean I know you live in BRITISH columbia and all but damn, yo.

Hrm it seems the dosage was not enough. We shall give you another hypo spray. Now, where were you born? Oh fuck that, you don't have any bloody guns in your hair, just giant tentacles to ear rape japanese school girls as your perform patchage