Recent content by Tetris Ling

I just spent three hours messing with DOS, and finnaly got Privateer to run. One unusual side effect was that all of the characters started speaking to me, instead of providing me with the friendly subtitles I was used to. The last computer I played Privateer on didn't play speech, but...

Now, I'm not saying that the battle in Zion shouldn't have taken place. I'm simply saying it shouldn't have taken 45 odd minutes. There just wasn't enough happening to justify that much screen time. I would have loved to watch as, say, different parts of the Matrix began to shut down, or...

Tetris's Overlong and Probably Irrelevant Review of Matrix 3 Give me the reels of the second and third movies, a pair of scissors, and two days, and I can give you back one awesome 2 and a half hour movie. Of that 2 1/2 hours, 45 minutes would be from Matrix Revolutions. All of 5 minutes...

You know, whenever Iceman died, it never sounded like my commander minded. He was like: "You shot down 10 ships. And Iceman didn't come back. Good job on those ships, though!"

Hello, everyone. Moments ago, I just completed the final mission for the original Wing Commander for the first time. I've had the game for ages, but I had always thought the game to hard to beat. This was probably because, when I originally got the game, I was your stereotypical 13 year old...