Tuesday, September 26th, 2023
 9:25 am Ghost Rider
I'm so drunk because my life is meaningless and no one likes Ghost Rider. And this all makes it clear to me that I am a horrible fucker because my best friend bought me a copy of the Star Wars Episode II soundtrack.

The score for Star Wars is so fucking awesome. It totally gets the trumpet section on the head and the C-minor chords are so perfect.

Anyway, I'm really hoping to "get closer" to ashleyvictoria. I really need to have some sex. IM me, girl!

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison

CONGRATS! YOU ARE: ROBOT JESUS!
You're like regular Jesus... only mechanized! You're caring and help people all the time... but they know better than to piss you off!

This is good, but I wanted to be the robot Allah.

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