THE AUTOMATIC LEHAH LIVEJOURNAL ENTRY GENERATOR

I'm so [drunk/pissed/angry/excited] because [my life/God] [is stupid/is great/is meaningless] and no one likes [Conan The Barbarian/Ghost Rider]. And this all makes it clear to me that [God/I] [doesn't exist/is a horrible fucker] because my [ex girlfriend/mother/best friend] bought me a copy of [Twin Peaks/the Star Wars Episode II soundtrack/Elliot Goldenthal's latest CD] 

The [soundtrack/score/promo music] for [Star Wars/Indiana Jones/The Abyss/Conan] is so fucking [awesome/retarded/stupid]. It totally gets the trumpet section [wrong/on the head] and the C-minor chords are so [awesome/stupid/retarded].

Anyway, I'm really hoping to "get closer" to [LilBlueEyes/ashleyvictoria/sicarii/davrovana]. I really need to have [a relationship/some sex]. [IM/Call/Please have sex with] me, girl!

[RANDOM HARLAN ELLISON QUOTE:]

"K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere." - Harlan Ellison 

"Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled." - Harlan Ellison 

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison 

[RANDOM PERSONALITY TEST:]

(1)
CONGRATS! YOU ARE: ROBOT JESUS!
You're like regular Jesus... only mechanized! You're caring and help people all the time... but they know better than to piss you off!

This is good, but I wanted to be the robot Allah.

(2)
YOU ARE... SOME GUY FROM FIGHT CLUB!
You enjoy blatantly pointing out what previous generations considered obvious truisms and watching dull-minded pseudintellectuals swoon! You're kind to kittens!

(3) 
YOU ARE... INDIANA JONES!
That's right, this test has proven that you're the exact mathemetical duplicate of Indiana Jones. Nope, not Harrison Ford -- the fictional character he protrayed. But none of that young Indy crap! Woo!