Quarto, dammit, you misquoted.
It didn't come with a free donut. It came with a free frozen yogurt, which the old Chinese dude called a frogurt.
The exchange went like this--
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
(Homer stares at Shopkeeper in befuddlement)
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Sorry, just wanted to clarify some things.
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If I'm locked on, there's no such thing as evasive action!
[This message has been edited by Dralthi5 (edited June 16, 2000).]