I would like to remind all members of the human race that our first step toward the complete extinction of the human race will be taken at Noon EST Saturday, January 20, 2001. At that time George W. Shrub will be sworn in as president of the United States. This is the worst thing to happen to the world since Origin decided to discontinue the WC games. Infact this is worse because this will through humanity's progress back 200 years just like Sitcoms did (according to WCIV.123106).
OTHER NEWS
Planet Kilrah, Kilrah System:
The Emporer of Kilrah today was found laughing to death after he was presented with a comfirmation of the Election of George W. Shrub as President of Earth. His only statment was "The Time is Ripe for an Invasion, whats that moron going to do, maybe he will use his extreme dignitude and strategery to make my warriors run into his execution chambers, which are now being installed in every federal building across that entire pathetic ape world!!!"
OTHER NEWS
Planet Kilrah, Kilrah System:
The Emporer of Kilrah today was found laughing to death after he was presented with a comfirmation of the Election of George W. Shrub as President of Earth. His only statment was "The Time is Ripe for an Invasion, whats that moron going to do, maybe he will use his extreme dignitude and strategery to make my warriors run into his execution chambers, which are now being installed in every federal building across that entire pathetic ape world!!!"