The Last Starfighter

[Bandit LOAF]

If that's the case, then I'm expecting to be whisked away and put in the cockpit of an Arrow. I just won't have to worry about the "...gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax."

No such luck -- Wing Commander has its share of lizard-like aliens (the Jarma and the Varni from Action Stations)!

 

[Cardinal]

Could Standoff actually be a test to recruit a badly needed heroic outerspace fighter pilot???

Well, I haven't seen Sternenwind post a message in a while. Hmmm....