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Dynaco

WildFire-
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were begining to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.
 

Frosty

a full fledged GF
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were begining to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it.
 

TyeDyeBoy

Spaceman
Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.
 

WildWeasel

Spaceman
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were begining to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned.
 

Dynaco

WildFire-
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were begining to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned.

As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest.
 

Bob McDob

Better Health Through Less Flavor
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were begining to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned.

As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest.

The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of breakdancing zombie kung-fu warriors.
 

Dynaco

WildFire-
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were begining to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned.

As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest.

The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of breakdancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok.
 

TyeDyeBoy

Spaceman
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were begining to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned.

As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest.

The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of breakdancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok.

Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height!
 

WildWeasel

Spaceman
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were begining to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned.

As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest.

The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of breakdancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok.

Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height!

At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.
 

Frosty

a full fledged GF
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One.
 

TC

SubCrid
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.
 

Dynaco

WildFire-
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets.
 

TyeDyeBoy

Spaceman
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"
 

Frosty

a full fledged GF
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.
 

WildWeasel

Spaceman
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.
 

Dynaco

WildFire-
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refridgeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth.
 

TyeDyeBoy

Spaceman
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refridgeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and reheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.
 

Frosty

a full fledged GF
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refrigeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the Vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and redheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.
 

Bob McDob

Better Health Through Less Flavor
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refridgeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and reheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.


Simultaniously, Yogor Mo cackled manically as his levitating space islands (just like islands, but in space) descended upon the planet Yggdrasil, home to the Scandinavian Homosexual Communist-Nazi party, where upon his arrival Yogor immedietly barked "Tonight" to Fongo the Well-Endowed (who had stopped sodomizing WildWeasel long enough to BitTorrent this week's episode of Enterprise, which, due to his nefarious control of the space-time continuum was available before the rest of the world), " we shall rain fiery death upon ace's Happy Kingdom, so load your spandex-clad Viking Stormtroopers onto my Gravity-Defying Space Islands!"
 
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