Quarto, RE: WC2 talking in module files

TC

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Did you notice all the weird stuff in there too?
For example :

'beebop a loo bop, I don't mean maybe'
'So there I was, stripped nude to the waist with Gloria '
'Bruce is just a big sissy boy!'
'Hey bud, let's spark a doob!·e'

What the hell do you think the point of these were?

TC

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Ah, yes. <nods sagely>

The WC 2 mission module file. You will notice that each of those lines starts off with a "." - the full stop tells the game either to ignore whatever comes after it, or to keep it in mind but not display it (I'm not sure which). This is how they keep certain nav points (also known as following waves) "hidden" until the right time. The silly lines are just another one of those quirks from Origin. You missed my favourite one, btw:

"Your mother was a hamster and your father was a sewing machine"
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I have it... I actually made a list (some of the lines are incomplete)

Favorites are
this is a playtester. this is a playtester on drugs.· any questions?
oblahdee oblahda life goes on·
A møøse once bit my sister
You should not see this
this, its a bug
I'm hungry
Kill that
Scene 1 The jazzter escaparoos

Eventually I'll probibly post my list...
(I think I got most of them)

TC

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What about "Brian is a queer"? Or is that better left un-posted?
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"Kill the bad kitties"
"Kill da bastoids"
"Buy more games like Savage Empire" - Kinda reminds you of buymoregameslikewingcommandertoo, non?
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"My dog's bigger than your dog"... Uh... Ok.
"I want this game to ship!"
"Tommy can you feel me?" - Hmm...
"Evil programmer!" - This line's incomplete. I sure would like to know what the first part said...
"Yak yak yak fool!"
"Boy this is boring" - Yes... We can see that.
"Land you big stud!" - Ok...
"shoobie doobie doo" - Yes...
"KILL IT!"
"Go there Kill that Go home" - Indeed. The very essence of WC
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Oooh. This is an interesting one:

"Kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I think there's still one or two others, but they're not nearly as interesting...
 
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I want this game to ship!
Tommy can you feel me?
If I had a hammer
...handed, evil programmer!
Like, Corvettes rule, ya know?
yak yak yak·fool
Boy is this boring!
one of these days Alice!
Well, land you big stud!
I'll show you respect!
ot it, butthead?
Oh captain, my captain
captain, my captian
WHAT??!!#$@%!^@&*
eliminate felines
waste da big ship
this, youre deadmeat
doesnt anybody bowl anymore?
not really
Camelopard

I think that's all of them (the ones that are semi phrases weren't complete in the files.)

TC




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For our contribution to the greater understanding of the WC Universe, people will honour us for ever, TC. That is, if they can figure out what our contribution is
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I'm fairly sure we must have some of the weirdest contributions, except for Byydo's of course
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I think I'll put these up on a web site
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TC

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And do you not think that "Brian" and "Bruce" might find that just a tad offensive?
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Nobody can out-weird Byydo...
 
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I have to do some major "weird" project that establishes me more in the Wing Commander community
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TC

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Sorry about that, TC. Your joke was highly amusing, but as Moderator, I decided that it's not quite appropriate. After all, we've got no idea who comes to this chat zone...

Oh, and don't worry about weird projects. You already have an established position as the resident psychopath...
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No Problem Quarto... I almost didn't post it but I thought, screw it, and I gave it a try
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TC

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If anyone still has a copy, I seem to recall that years and years ago (as in back in like 1991) somebody on CompUServ did a document called 'Strings that make you go hmmmm' that collected all this stuff.

Oh, but watch peoples mouth in WC1 when they pronounce Blair's callsign
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They say "dipstick"
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At any rate, it's a really neat system with those phonetic lines. But we've already discussed those a few weeks ago (and everybody thought I was insane
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I didn't think you were crazy because of THAT I think you're crazy because you are...

TC

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"Canadian and proud of it"-TC
 
Sure... I only think people are crazy for valid reasons
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TC

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